THE METAL CRYPT

Welcome, mortals, to The Metal Crypt!

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I am the Cryptkeeper, and I will be your guide in the realm of all things metal! Here you can read my reviews on some pieces of plastic that are currently spinning in my arcane musical device (That's CDs to all ye of lesser intellect).

Below you may read my twisted views...

REVIEWS

IRON MAIDEN - DANCE OF DEATH  ****

The latest studio effort by the kings of heavy metal! Read on to find out whether or not I enjoyed my dance with death...

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None So Vile

CRYPTOPSY - NONE SO VILE *****

I probe the legendary death metal album I'd heard so much about and see if it stands up to its reputation...

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Black Seeds of Vengence

NILE - BLACK SEEDS OF VENGEANCE ****

I investigate Nile's second full-length studio album, and discover my very own collection of priceless Egyptian art...

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Follow The ReaperCHILDREN OF BODOM - FOLLOW THE REAPER *****

Read on as I explain why I feel this acclaimed 3rd studio album from the Finnish five-piece is deserving of 5 stars...

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Undeceived

EXTOL - UNDECEIVED ****

I review the interesting 2nd album of these Norwegian Christians, to see if it lived up to the good things I'd heard...

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Despise the SunSUFFOCATION - DESPISE THE SUN ***

After having this band recommended, I investigate what these American death metallers have to offer with their latest 5 track EP...

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Reviews Coming Soon...

Winds Of CreationDECAPITATED - WINDS OF CREATION

I took a gamble and bought this album based on the cover! You'll soon be able to read whether this gamble paid off!

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